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Mr. and Mrs. Wilson are retired.

Mrs. Wilson insists that her husband go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Wilson loves to browse.

Here's a letter sent to her from the store:

Dear Mrs. Wilson,
While shopping with you over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.

All complaints against Mr. Wilson are listed below:

1. June 15 -- Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2 -- Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7 -- Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. July 19 -- Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares... And watched what happened.

5. Aug. 4 -- Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Sept 14 -- Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Sept 15 -- Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if
they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. Sept 23 -- When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Oct 4 -- Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. Nov 10 -- While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.

11. Dec. 3 -- Darted around the store suspiciously humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. Dec. 6 -- In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Dec. 18 -- Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. Dec. 21 -- When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least.

15. Dec. 23 -- Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"